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Jessica Simpson Lands Lead in Metroid Movie

2010-06-03 21:50:38 Reported By internet_toughguy

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Actress Jessica Simpson is rumored to have secured the role of Space Bounty Hunter Samus Aran in a Hollywood version of a Nintendo game. In the game, Metroid, the hero controls Samus on her goal to rid the world of energy sucking beasts called Metroids. Think of it as a cross between Aliens and Dracula.

Simpson is excited to restart her movie career and is reportedly taking part in the selection of Samus' love interest. Simpson's publicists has also confirmed that she will be contributing to the plot. "Ms Simpson feels the plot is too complex and would like to move the plot closer to it's core story of love and adventure.

The movie, rumored to be directed by famed director Uwe Boll will feature a wise cracking ethnic Metroid played by the fat kid from good burger.

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Fan art depicting the movie's hero- Samus who will be played by Jessica Simpson
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Internet_ToughGuy   
Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:56 am
Probably true....
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Lambeth   
Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:04 pm
I hope this isn't true.
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MovieProducer   
Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:19 pm
I can confirm it is.
It's in tomorrow's Variety
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RandomCow   
Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:18 am
OH CRAP- it's on google news now.
It's TRUE!!!! :twisted: :evil:
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Guest   
Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:17 am
Dear god no. The only thing worse than Simpson being Samus is Uwe Boll's name anywhere near Metroid.
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NintenDawg   
Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:28 pm
Can't be any worse than "Hunters". Stupid tiny DS Screen.
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